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C.J. Wilson’s got a dirty porn moustache.

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I always learn something new about a player once I start writing an article.

Today’s article is about Texas Ranger’s off-and-on closer C.J. Wilson.

Today I learned that C.J. Wilson has a large following of female fans.

The ladies over at Those Girls Baseball Blog give him mental hugs. His myspace page looks like it was made for girls to basically call him “good looking” and “gourges,” which I believe is a new form of the word “gorgeous.” And then there’s this hilariously awful, reminds-me-why-women-shouldn’t-watch-sports-page. I don’t even know how to describe this, but it’s an all-star team made of “hotties.” If you go to the site and sacrifice a small part of your masculinity, you’ll notice C.J. didn’t make the team. Well, it’s got a few women up-in-arms and a debate about his qualifications is raging in the comments section.

Pretty boy, suck ass closer.

I’m thinking that maybe these women are throwing their eggs in the wrong basket.

Apparently C.J. Wilson entered the porn business during the 2008 offseason. A man who would have nuzzled you to sleep and whispered sweet nothings in your ear will now only rape you. Women, BEWARE!

He's changed...

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  1. in lieu of watching sports from now on i’ll just read your blog :)

    THE blonde bomber

    May 25, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    • And in lieu of cooking, I’ll just read your blog…

      Thanks for the kind words.

      dylansharek

      May 25, 2009 at 3:44 pm


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